Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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