She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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