Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
