gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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