she was so not down for the gang bang
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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