Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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