Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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