On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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