He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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