we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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