U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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