This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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