Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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