I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize