Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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