And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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