But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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