Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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