I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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