It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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