yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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