It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
too bad you live with your parents still
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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