found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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