I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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