Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He had one of those small greek statue penises
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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