I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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