Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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