No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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