um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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