school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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