Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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