I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Damn victory sex feels great
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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