you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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