He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
