I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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