We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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