Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
and you fell through a lawn chair
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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