I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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