Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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