he told me I talked like a deaf person
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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