Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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