"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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