The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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