I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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