her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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