so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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