I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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