so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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