We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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