I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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