i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
