I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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